Waiting for the tea to brew Husband and I were watching birds eating the nuts outside the kitchen window. There was a nuthatch in its usual upside-down eating pose while a sparrow and blue tit fluttered around. Nearby there was a bird that looked like a blackbird but not quite. I asked Husband what it was.
I looked at him doubtfully, "A ring oozel?"
He took down the bird book and flicked to the index. "Oh, it's not there. Perhaps I made it up."
"You think?"
"Ah, there it is, under oozel ring."
It wasn't. I mean it was in the bird book, unlikely as that sounds, but the bird in the garden was definitely a young blackbird, not an oozel of any sort.
I picked up the teapot to pour the tea. It felt very light. "Did you make the tea?" I asked.
"Yes. Didn't I?"
He'd only warmed the pot. Now I'm here telling this story as I wait for the tea to brew.
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I popped into the village this morning and, not wanting to spend money on parking drove around the back streets. I found a parking space but it was rather small. "Come on, you can do this," I gave myself a talking to. You have to understand that normally I will drive around for ages rather than attempt parallel parking but it was Saturday morning and the village was busy; I might not find another space at all. So I took a deep breath . . . and did it perfectly first time!
I was so pleased I took a photo to show everyone. Younger Son commented that the space looked reasonably-sized. "Not by my standards. By my standards that is a small space."* That should be ouzel apparently, but try telling A.A. Milne that. (Pooh and the Woozel.)
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Parallel parking goes against nature, mine anyway. I'll drive to the next town to avoid it.
That is indeed a lovely parking job you did! I've never heard of oozel, ouzel or woozel. Only ouzo!
I think I would only be able to manage parallel parking if I had a very small smart car!
In common with many (most) women, my spatial awareness is quite poor, too.
I wouldn't know an oozel if it hit me in the face.
Nice job parking! I'm about to sell off my little car. I miss the ease of parking already.
The oozelfinch is the unofficial mascot of many US army anti-aircraft divisions. Alledgedly it can fly backwards supersonically 🤪
Am I in spam? I made several attempts before it let me comment and now I've vanished!!
I'm concerned about Husband. I don't even attempt parallel parking, so I applaud you.
Love,
Janie
I am attempting to have my shopping done early too. Good luck with it, Liz.
I refuse to parallel park. I will go home without stopping before I would even attempt it. I am impressed by your skill.
I understand that.
Thank you! Ouzo - yuck!
I know, I'm still impressed with myself
I have to ask Husband, "Will this quantity fit in that space?"
Keep it! Keep it!
Now I don't know whether to believe you or not.
We'll hold each other to check.
I can do it if I'm not rushed but if there had been someone waiting behind me I'd have given up straight away.
You did it! I have no interest in // parking.
At one time, long, long ago, I was proficient at parking - parallel, backed in, or however. Now, I have so little practice that I am happy that my car has automatic parallel parking - used but once, when the car was new in 2014, to impress an old friend when I took her to lunch and found but one tiny parking place.
The water ouzel is the only ouzel I’ve seen. People say that it flies under water, but it actually flits and hops about in and out of rushing mountain streams.
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