Saturday, September 28, 2024

The infamous oozel bird

Waiting for the tea to brew Husband and I were watching birds eating the nuts outside the kitchen window. There was a nuthatch in its usual upside-down eating pose while a sparrow and blue tit fluttered around. Nearby there was a bird that looked like a blackbird but not quite. I asked Husband what it was.

"It's a young male blackbird. His beak's not properly yellow yet and his plumage is still grey. Although," he said, "it appears to have a ring around its neck. It could be ring oozel*, although they're rare."
I looked at him doubtfully, "A ring oozel?"
He took down the bird book and flicked to the index. "Oh, it's not there. Perhaps I made it up."
"You think?"
"Ah, there it is, under oozel ring."

It wasn't. I mean it was in the bird book, unlikely as that sounds, but the bird in the garden was definitely a young blackbird, not an oozel of any sort.

I picked up the teapot to pour the tea. It felt very light. "Did you make the tea?" I asked.

"Yes. Didn't I?"

He'd only warmed the pot. Now I'm here telling this story as I wait for the tea to brew.

* * * * *

I popped into the village this morning and, not wanting to spend money on parking drove around the back streets. I found a parking space but it was rather small. "Come on, you can do this," I gave myself a talking to. You have to understand that normally I will drive around for ages rather than attempt parallel parking but it was Saturday morning and the village was busy; I might not find another space at all. So I took a deep breath . . . and did it perfectly first time!

I was so pleased I took a photo to show everyone. Younger Son commented that the space looked reasonably-sized. "Not by my standards. By my standards that is a small space."

Meanwhile coming out of a shop ahead of a man and woman I heard the woman say, "Would you ever?"
And without an instant's hesitation her partner replied, "Yes." And I am left wondering what it is he would do so readily and why she was doubtful about it.

As Daughter reminded me that last year I'd finished Christmas shopping by the end of October I decided it would be a wise move this year as well, bearing in mind that Husband will probably be hospitalised - and shielding before that and needing looking after afterwards - some time over the next couple of months. So I'm pleased to report I bought two Christmas presents this morning. Then I remembered that, of the two people I'd bought for, one's present ungiven from last year is still in our dining room. So really that's three presents I have.

But before I buy any cards I will check what I have left from last year.

* That should be ouzel apparently, but try telling A.A. Milne that. (Pooh and the Woozel.)

20 comments:

Boud said...

Parallel parking goes against nature, mine anyway. I'll drive to the next town to avoid it.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

That is indeed a lovely parking job you did! I've never heard of oozel, ouzel or woozel. Only ouzo!

Sue in Suffolk said...

I think I would only be able to manage parallel parking if I had a very small smart car!

jabblog said...

In common with many (most) women, my spatial awareness is quite poor, too.

Abby said...

I wouldn't know an oozel if it hit me in the face.
Nice job parking! I'm about to sell off my little car. I miss the ease of parking already.

Ole phat Stu said...

The oozelfinch is the unofficial mascot of many US army anti-aircraft divisions. Alledgedly it can fly backwards supersonically 🤪

Boud said...

Am I in spam? I made several attempts before it let me comment and now I've vanished!!

Janie Junebug said...

I'm concerned about Husband. I don't even attempt parallel parking, so I applaud you.

Love,
Janie

Marie Smith said...

I am attempting to have my shopping done early too. Good luck with it, Liz.

Ann said...

I refuse to parallel park. I will go home without stopping before I would even attempt it. I am impressed by your skill.

Liz Hinds said...

I understand that.

Liz Hinds said...

Thank you! Ouzo - yuck!

Liz Hinds said...

I know, I'm still impressed with myself

Liz Hinds said...

I have to ask Husband, "Will this quantity fit in that space?"

Liz Hinds said...

Keep it! Keep it!

Liz Hinds said...

Now I don't know whether to believe you or not.

Liz Hinds said...

We'll hold each other to check.

Liz Hinds said...

I can do it if I'm not rushed but if there had been someone waiting behind me I'd have given up straight away.

Anvilcloud said...

You did it! I have no interest in // parking.

Coo Car said...

At one time, long, long ago, I was proficient at parking - parallel, backed in, or however. Now, I have so little practice that I am happy that my car has automatic parallel parking - used but once, when the car was new in 2014, to impress an old friend when I took her to lunch and found but one tiny parking place.
The water ouzel is the only ouzel I’ve seen. People say that it flies under water, but it actually flits and hops about in and out of rushing mountain streams.