Tell me again how you fell off the toilet

'So how exactly did you fall off the toilet?'

It was a normal sort of greeting from Ric in Zac's on Tuesday. I explained the story as detailed here on this blog and at the end Ric turned to the man standing next to him and introduced me saying, 'And that story sums up all you need to know about Liz.'

I don't know what he meant by that ...