Wednesday, March 18, 2026

You too can look like me

According to posts on facebook if I:

suck ashwagandha gummies, I'll be calm;

take bloatburn, it will flatten my stomach;

take hormone harmony, I'll reduce my cortisol levels;

take a magnesium supplement, I'll sleep like a baby;

do tai chi walking, I won't recognise myself.

I could also try a fatty liver detox, or hypnosis and a water fast. 


But my favourite is: Your body is not old. Your fascia is blocking your lymph flow.

Excuse me, I've got to go and unblock my fascia.

7 comments:

Boud said...

Wait, to me a fascia is the board over a shop window with the name and trade on it. How does this work?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Clearly Facebook has ALL the answers, lol.

Liz Hinds said...

That's what I think too!

Liz Hinds said...

Well, I tried the magnesium and that made me sick so . . .

Liz Hinds said...

I suppose if I kept taking it and being sick I would get a flatter tummy.

Anvilcloud said...

Times are so unscrupulous.

Kathy G said...

That's why I take all the social media ads with a big grain of salt.