After dropping food off at Zac's I got in the car, took off my mask, put on my seatbelt, and started the engine. Then I put on my mask and drove a short distance before thinking, 'Hang on, something's not right.'
Yes, I'd put on my mask instead of my glasses.
A programme was just beginning on the radio - an old comedy show from the 60s - and it was introduced as being for 'Those young at heart and weak of mind.' Fits me to a tee. (Tee? T? Tea?)