I realise I am Schrodinger's cat

My realisation happened when I was getting dressed. I explained it to Husband. 'I am both slim and chubby, depending on what I'm wearing and how I feel.'

'It only works while you can't see the cat,' Husband said.
'Which is nonsense. Whether you can see him or not the cat is either dead or alive. He isn't both. So really I am a better example.'

Having declared this I thought perhaps I should find out a little more. Apparently it's all to do with quantum mechanics. That stuff Sheldon and co. talk about on The Big Bang Theory.

The ‘Copenhagen interpretation’ of quantum mechanics states that a particle exists in all states at once until observed. Which to anyone with any sense is obviously nonsense. And it is, in fact, to show the limitations of this interpretation that Schrodinger came up with the cat story. Which wasn't even a real experiment.

However if you use my example i.e. being slim and chubby at once, then actually it confirms that a particle can exist in more than one state at once, observed or not.

I think I may have made a major breakthrough in the field. Hinds' fat could run alongside Schrodinger's cat in the study of quantum mechanics. 

I could get a Nobel prize for my discovery. I wonder to whom I should write to put myself forward.