Walking across the tip we came across a gang of dogs. George decided to hump one. As he ignored my calls I went and hauled him off saying as I did, 'At least he's got the right end!'
I dragged him along a bit before letting him off his lead whereupon he gave me a very dirty look.
'What's that for?' I asked.
'Did you have to say that? Did you have to embarrass me?'
'Me embarrass you? I think it's the other way round. You were the one doing the embarrassing.'
'I was just following my natural urges.'
I looked at him. 'Natural urges? It's 50/50 chance if you get the right end. Then it's 50/50 if you get the right sex.'
'Huh.'
He sulked all the way home.
3 comments:
Clearly George is pansexual and you've insulted him.
LOL poor George, his confidence must have hit rock bottom!! :-)
@Polly : so the other dog was called Rock? ;-)
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