Are you a granny or a cougar?

Yesterday evening when we were eating dinner Husband said, 'What do you want to do tonight?'
I considered this for a few moments.
'It's Thursday. We could go to Grab-a-Granny night at Top Rank. Except they've knocked down Top Rank. And is it still called Grab-a-Granny? Or is that not pc?'
'I think they call them cougars now.'
'Who?'
'Grannies.'
'Grab a Cougar? Who wants to do that?'

Whoops! I just googled 'cougars grannies' and it came back with a load of porn sites. I'm scared to try again now.

Hm, I shall have to surreptitiously check Husband's browser history.

Trying a different question (what do you call older women?) I discover that a) there was a film called Cougar Club about this subject; and b) younger men are all after older women nowadays. Nice to know. Though I suspect they mean older women who look like Michelle Pfeiffer or Sharon Stone rather than past the sell-by date grannies.

By the way, we did what we always do of a Thursday evening: watched television and had an early night.