So the dentist says I need to have my teeth scaled. 'I will use sonar to remove the tartar,' she says. 'But I should warn you that people don't like it. It vibrates and there is cold water.'
'Phooey,' I think. 'How painful can a bit of sonar be?'
Ooo yee oww!
The answer is very.
Other than that she told me I have excellent oral hygiene. And she didn't even add 'for your age.'