Did the earth move for you?

There were loads of signs up saying the Mumbles Road was going to be closed from 12 noon for the Swansea Bay 10k so I rushed home from church in case I got stuck there forever - or until 3 pm anyway. However I suspect they just put up the signs to frighten people and stop them using the road as it looks as though one lane is going to stay open.

Worship was very clappy this morning - not happy clappy but clap along O Happy Day type stuff. Clappy and jiggy. Then I noticed the floor was moving beneath my feet: I was standing just on the join of the baptistry lid, the join that needs replacing because it's giving way ...

I wondered why nobody else was sitting near me; I thought they just didn't like me.