I thought about them eating steak and chips when I tucked into my baked potato, lettuce and beetroot, which, sadly, was all the salad I could find. I was going to save Husband some of the pineapple shortbread but I feel justified in eating it now with my late-night cup of tea.
Two things not to tell Husband (for different reasons):
a) I've put a hot water bottle in the bed;
b) I went out for a walk this afternoon and left the front door open.