Sunday, March 28, 2010

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

'This afternoon I'm going to chop down the tree that's hanging over the greenhouse.'
'Oh.'
'I'm pretty good at getting trees to fall when I where I want them to.'
'Oh.'
'But you can come out and film it.'
'Why?'
'In case it falls on the greenhouse and then we can send it to You've Been Framed, and get enough money to buy a new greenhouse.'
Husband paused. 'Then again you're insured for a lot more; if it fell on you ...'

There speaks a confident man.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously you really need to restrain him...superglue!!

Rose said...

Spoken like a true husband:) Yes, I think he must be related to mine.