What would happen if you put Dettol in a pot of Yakult?
Okay, you had to be there. He'd been talking about bacteria and germs and how we over-protect our children and the advertising nonsense we believe. It was funny at the time. He said when he wrote that joke he was so pleased with it that he took the rest of the afternoon off.
It was funny but I preferred the one about the stealth kettle. Husband suggested that we have stealth tin openers, and that would explain a lot.
Now as I'm typing this about Dara O'Briain I'm saying it to myself in an Irish accent. Which is okay while I'm in southern Ireland but then I go north of the border and turn into IAN PAISLEY WHO SAYS EVERYTHING IN CATIPULS. (Catipuls?)
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