Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Tony Blair's bad sex

Tony Blair has been nominated for a Bad Sex Award. In writing I should add.

'I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly. I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct.'

The award is normally only for fiction but an exception has been made in Tony's case. Possibly.

(I reaped this little nugget from Writers' News magazine.)


James Higham said...

Yuk. Who read it?

SDCrafts said...

It was in the Guardian too - in full glory. Mind you, it is an easy award to get!

jams o donnell said...

Hmm I think I will pass

Liz said...

I suppose someone must have done, James.

I'd be happy to get it, shirl!

Don't blame you, jams.

nick said...

That is excruciatingly awful. I wonder if he actually wrote it or whether it was Alistair Campbell's ghost-writing. Either way, it'll give innocent youngsters a very odd idea of sex.

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

Too much information !
The word verifification is acrowfl. More or less the noise I've just made .