Chew-chew

Last week I was having a conversation with someone and he was chewing the whole time. With his mouth open. And making that squelchy noise at the same time.



I was tempted to ask him if he were involved in sport; it's usually football managers who do that.


It's very hard to concentrate on what is being said when all you can focus on is the slwurchp.



Yes, Sir Alex, that's just how I feel.