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Yesterday I returned a pair of shorts to M&S. The assistant had to point out I'd bought them in Primark.

Today I used the self-service till in M&S; I had to call the assistant to check I'd paid as I couldn't remember. (I'd literally just done it!)

I need a holiday. 

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When the doorbell rings Alexa first plays Jingle Bells and then says, "Someone is at the G100RT567291MR1957 XRKD."

I'd answered the door and closed it again before she finished. Husband can't remember how to change it.

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Had to get Husband to give me lots of clues to finish Connections today. And we're still arguing over the last one.

Husband tried to insist that polish the noun and polish the verb were pronounced the same. I agreed but said they were supposed to be different; he said the game makers got it wrong. I had guessed at three of them as having different pronunciations when (proper) nouns but didn't get Herb. That's American for you.