So if you've read my last post you'll know I planned to go for a walk with Husband and Toby this afternoon.
That was before I read the email that said my parcel would be delivered between 2 and 4.
"Yes, it would be," I said. "That's what happens when Grandson wants a skateboard ramp for Christmas."
With parcel safely delivered I felt free to go and do some gardening at the back of the house.
Now I've just finished gardening and come in to an email that says, "We tried to deliver your parcel but you were out."
On closer inspection I discover the parcel I received wasn't the parcel I was expecting at all.
The fact that the parcel I was handed wasn't actually heavy at all - the postwoman obviously mistook me for a fragile old lady - should have been a clue. Now a skateboard ramp should be heavy.
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I sorted out my bottom drawer, desk drawer that is. It was stuffed full of envelopes and writing paper, and I could never find what I wanted.
It's still stuffed with envelopes and writing paper but there is order in there now. I'm not quite sure how I have acquired so many envelopes. No, actually, I do know. Some came from when I was briefly a home type-setter - do they still have those? - and the rest are from deceased Uncle's desk.
And some are a result of my compulsion to take envelopes from hotel rooms. It can't be stealing as they put them there for you to use.
I have never been as hot and sweaty in my life as I was at this point |
On the route between north and south this was a crucial point during the war |
It's now a popular site for wedding photos |
Ha Long Bay |
3 comments:
The Wrong Parcel. Sounds like a great title for a short story. Or farce movie.
I could never go to anyplace hellishly hot like Vietnam or Thailand, etc. I would melt in a puddle like the Wicked Witch of the West. Bravo to you for being so adventuresome!
When UPS here delivers a package to me, they take a photo of it on the porch and email so I know it's here.
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