Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Husband for sale

Husband: I just watched your Viva Las Vegas video. What happened to that gorgeous slim woman?
Me:
Husband: I mean you're still gorgeous but . . .
Me:
Husband backs out of room.

There will be repercussions.

4 comments:

Boud said...

That "but" was very costly.

Kathy G said...

I see flowers and chocolate being delivered to you in the near future :-)

Liz Hinds said...

It was Boud!

I don't think so, Kathy. Nice thought though.

LL Cool Joe said...

I remember my partner looked at a photo of me when we first met 40 years ago and said "Ah now I remember why I fell for you". Charming.