Just an old lady?

I ordered a t-shirt from the internet and later discovered the site didn't have good reviews so I was a bit worried but my t-shirt turned up as expected and is, also, as expected. Why do they have so much prettier/crazier clothes on t'internet?

I asked Husband to take my photo wearing the t-shirt (me not him) but I realise I should have been specific. I should have said, 'Please make sure the writing is clear and not obscured.' In case you can't read it it says, 'Assuming I'm just an old lady was your first mistake.'