Thursday, June 06, 2019

Never trust a four-year-old

'You get in, Granny.'
'No, I get dizzy too quickly.'
'I'll only push you slowly.'

Did she? No. Would she stop pushing me around and around? No.

Another thing about four-year-olds: they don't walk if they can run.

P.S. In case you don't recognise this form of torture, it's like a big saucepan lid that children can sit and be spun to their hearts' content.

3 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Did you barf? That's the real hazard of those contraptions.

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

Did you go green?

Anne in Oxfordshire said...

I know exactly what it is haha sorry.. You fell for it.