Some time ago I wrote about alien activity on the tip where I regularly walk George; today there is further evidence.
Mysterious red marks have appeared on the path eventually pointing in towards the middle of the tip - WHERE NOBODY GOES ...
It's a good job I insist on wearing my tinfoil hat whenever I'm out. Or maybe it's because of it that I'm especially susceptible to signs of alien proximity.
I probably shouldn't even be writing about a****s here. Big Brother and all that. If I disappear in mysterious circumstances please leave no stone unturned in the search for me. Rule out neither alien abduction nor government interference.
If they come for me you could be next.
7 comments:
I love this post, we will surely organize a search party for you, though if you are abducted by aliens or the dark state, you will be hard to find. Do you listen to Coasttocoastam radio hosted by George Noory, lots of stuff there about these subjects.
That's what I'm afraid of, Terra, that I'll be hard to find. I will always wear bright pink when walking.
Trust the tin foil hat! It's the ONLY thing that will protect you! Incidentally, I'm posting the entrants' photos in the tin foil hat contest on Friday!
I can't wait, Debra!
You're supposed to be a writer! So you should know it's not "under...circumstances" but "in...circumstances". From the Latin circum...sto, I stand around (not under).
- - - one of my pet peeves - - -
Stu
Don't know what you're talking about, stu!
Thanks for the post-edit, now it grates no longer :-)
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