Thursday, August 02, 2018

What happened before we had Best Before?

We were getting lunch for the grandchildren and I offered Daughter the jar of Marmite from the fridge. She looked at it and said, 'This is three years out of date.'
Marmite jar
I shrugged.  I am of the opinion that Marmite could survive a nuclear attack. And I've been feeding it to GrandDaughter - and eating it myself - with no ill effects.

Elder Son got smacked in the face by a child (accidentally) and had a sore lip. He asked if I had any Bonjela. 
'Yes, of course, I'll get it for you.'

He applied some and said, 'It tastes a bit fishy.' Then he looked at the best before date.

Honestly children today are just too fussy. We never had Best Before dates when I was growing up. And we didn't have fridges then either. And we all survived.

3 comments:

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

One of the downsides of teaching them to read.

Anonymous said...

I so agree with you. Our elder daughter, who works for a liquor distribution company, pointed out that our Irish Cream was at least 30 years old. She feared that her dad and I would be poisoned by the spoiled cream. We drank it about 5 or 6 years ago and are still doddering about. My husband gets upset because I eat cottage cheese that is several months out of date. Unless it has turned pink or black, who cares?
Cop Car
P.S. I'm still using jams that my mother put up in 1993 (she died in 1994). With enough sugar or alcohol, how can anything spoil?

nick said...

When you and I were young, we decided whether something was past-it or not by looking at it and sniffing it. Which is still a pretty reliable method, whatever the supposed best-by date. I'm sure Marmite stays edible for years and years. I once inadvertently had some parmesan cheese that was two years past its best-by date. It tasted fine and there were no ill-effects. I think best-by dates are mainly to encourage you to buy a replacement you don't really need.