Or several bottles of vodka/gin/rum.
Add raspberries or rhubarb, ginger and sugar or chillies.
Leave to mature for 6-8 weeks. (Yes, I can see that happening.)
Drink and enjoy!
P.S. If not enjoyable, give as presents to people - Husband's answer when, standing in the queue in Sainsburys with a trolley-load of spirits, I asked if he thought it would taste nice.