It couldn't possibly have been the nutella on toast for breakfast each day or my daily ice cream.
It can't have been the 18 course wedding taster feast (some dishes shown below), the birthday dinner or the day travelling where we lived on chocolate, cakes and crisps.
So it must have been the water. I drank lots of water because it was so warm. That must explain my weight gain.
P.S. I'm not the only one: George has come back from kennels a little podge. We keep telling him he's supposed to pine and lose weight but he listens to his stomach not us.