
(Pause)
I coughed.
(Pause)
'Excuse me,' I said.
'What?' said Husband.
'You're supposed to say something at this point.'
'Oh, I wasn't listening. You'd gone off one one of your rabbits.'
Undeterred I started again. 'I said that my memory isn't the best and that nothing is the best about me nowadays. You're supposed to say I have lots of best bits to which I will reply, "well, you've got to say that as you're my husband." ... And I don't really need you to take part in this conversation anyway, do I?'
That's the good thing about being married a long time. Predictability means I can have a conversation on my own.
4 comments:
Its a minefield out there in marraigeland. I bought my wife an eternity ring and she complained it wasn't a mini trampolene. Pass the gin bottle and put Ella on the deck.
I have Ella on the deck!!
We have lots of excellent conversations like that .... it's when we talk to each other that there's the odd hiccup .
that's very true, sonata. Much better when he doesn't listen to me!
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