Thinking about funerals ...

and what people would say. The good thing is that people are always nice at funerals, at least about the deceased. Fortunately it wasn't until this morning that I remembered that Chris and I had, after one particularly 'gooder than Jesus' funeral, resolved to tell the truth at our funerals - whoever went first obviously.

I imagine Chris would mention the time I wiped the Linden computer. Completely. Totally.

In spite of the computer's protestations.

'Are you sure you want to delete?'

'Yes.'

Are you absolutely sure?'

'Yes, I just told you I did; now do it.'

A pause then 'Just let me be clear: you definitely want me to delete this information?'

'YES! Now do it!'

And afterwards, Chris saying, 'Well, we can reload the programs and I assume you kept back-ups of your files.'

'Um.'

'You did keep back-ups?'

'Well, I will do in future!'