Panto in 3D!

Little Jimmy Osmond is the star of Swansea's panto this year. (Yes, we get all the big names down here.) I was still not too bothered about going until I found out that Sean's daughter will be dancing in the show. And, and this was the clincher: there will be special 3D effects!

I rush to tell Husband, 'The panto's got 3D; we'll have to go!'

He looks at me in that way he does. 'It's live theatre,' he says.

'Yes, I know,' I say. Does he think I'm an idiot or something? 'But they've got 3D!'

'It's live theatre,' he repeats slowly. 'Think about what you're saying.'

I'm still going ... (which means he has to too.)