Now quite apart from the obvious reasons - like the 'whatever happened to relationship-based evangelism?' and the use of Christian jargon - would anyone seriously consider attending a church that fails the punctuation test?
Imagine what they'd do with apostrophes!
By the way when I said that to Husband he replied, 'God's not interested in apostrophes but in apostles.'
Which everyone knows is nonsense. Why would he have invented the apostrophe if he didn't care about its use?