Monday, April 18, 2011

I fought a tree ... and the tree won

I thought I was being stalked in the woods today so I decided I'd practise some kung fu fighting to show my stalker what he'd be taking on in me. It must have worked because I lost him. Fortunately before I attempted the double side leg kick. How Jackie Chan does it without ending up on his back is beyond me. (I assume he does it: I've never seen him in anything.)

I'm an awesome sight when I fight. Or rather I'm an awful noise. I'm like that tennis player who always grunts.

1 comment:

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

Which tennis player ? They all grunt .