'You see,' I said, 'this is where you're going wrong. Flowers and chocolates are romantic. Writing poetry is romantic. Burping in your loved one's ear isn't.'
'But flowers and chocolates are boring.'
I wonder if it's too late to change him. I'd be willing to take part exchange.
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Part exchange for what .. ?? .. Why do they do that ... not saying they shouldn't burp but think its alright in your ear .. .
I'm open to offers, Anne!
Oh I am not offering, I have one of my own to get exchange ... !!
Just be thankful he didn't try to give you a Dutch oven Liz!
Exactly WHICH part do you want to exchange ? ;-)
I'm rolling on the floor laughing! I just say something like, "Oh, THAT was lovely!" and move over.
Be thankful it was only burping!!
There's a special offer this week at Husbands R Us. All husbands half price, generous part-exchange deals, all models guaranteed burp-free. Get down there now!
I keep telling you ... your husband is a source of constant inspriation to me in my quest to become the perfect husband. ;-)
(Word veri Rearaf Lol!)
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