Wednesday, December 02, 2009

How to win friends

'I think you should read the part of the drug dealer because you're rough.'
'Oh yeah?'
'I mean, well, you sound rough.'
(Quizzical look.)
'No, what I mean is ... well ... you're from London.'

I'm thinking of a career change: there must be a diplomatic post in the Middle East for a woman of my talents.

P.S. Fortunately 'rough Londoner' was laughing. I say fortunately because not so long ago his reaction might be have been entirely more physical.


Furtheron said...

I'm sort of considering a long term career change into counselling, a friend pointed out that the one piece of advice I gave her about her marriage situation some years ago that she acted on led directly to her divorce... hmm maybe we should team up we'd be a sure fire hit don't you think?

Liz said...

I think we could be the 'alternative therapists', furtheron.

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

You'd make a wonderful diplomat!

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