When I was in work this morning, Husband was working in his office (aka our dining-room) when he heard a thunk from upstairs. On investigating he discovered a big fat pigeon in the spare bedroom. A big fat scared pigeon. We don't know how long he'd been in there but it must have been some time judging by the amount of poo. By the way, did you know that pigeon poo is green? Well, this pigeon's was.