In the expensive kitchen shop I saw a cooker hood that was a large sloping reflective surface - a bit like the one in the photo - that meant the you could look up and see yourself. Which means you can pretend to be demonstrating recipes on television! Just like Jamie Oliver! I said, 'Oh, look, look at me. I'm a famous tv chef!'
Husband walked away quickly, grateful that it was Sunday afternoon and there weren't too many customers in the shop.
'Can I have one? Can I have one?'
'Not even if I look under my lashes like Nigella and promise you a bite of my puddings?'
Not even that promise was enough for him.