My theme tune

Alun, who's organising the talent concert tomorrow night, had the good idea of suggesting that the house band should play a little theme music as each act makes its way to the stage. Like 4 Poufs and a Piano do on the Jonathan Ross Show.

I spoke to Aly, who's leading the band, to suggest that she uses We'll Keep a Welcome in the Hillsides or something similar for me. She said, 'Thank you, but Al and I have already decided on a tune for you.'

'What is it?'

'That would be telling!'

I asked Alun in work today and before he had a chance to refuse to tell me, Chris piped up, 'The Lady is a Tramp?'

To which Alun replied, 'No, but I wish I'd thought of that!'

And they call themselves Christians.