There is a certain type of Christian that is wont to say, 'The Lord told me to tell you ...' usually followed by a criticism. Like, 'The Lord told me to tell you that he thinks you should reconsider your decision to watch Eastenders.'
Today I think I had a message from one of that sort of person.
A package was left in the Linden kitchen. Written on it were the words: For Liz. Inside were two videos: Carol Vorderman's Detox Diet and Mr Motivator's Exercise Plan.
A pretty clear message I think. The Lord wants me to ... oh, wait, I've got it! He wants me to sell them in Zac's Christmas Fair! Yes! Phew, for a nasty moment there I thought the Lord was telling me to lose weight.
That is the message I shall take from the package anyway.
8 comments:
ROFLMAO! I'm not even going to ask you to send them to me - no diets or exercise until after the Season!
I'm sure if you searched within yourself for that answer it is the right one. LOL!
I'm SURE they're for the sale. lol
Yep I've me a few of those sort of people. The trash is a good place to put that stuff
I'm sure you're taking the right message.
LOL :-)
I think yours is a wise plan, dragonstar.
Oh I did, jay!
Me too, leslie.
Vic grace, there are lots of them about!
Of course I am, welshcakes.
Hello, cherrypie.
Ha! Yes, the message is sell, sell, sell! (My response to someone imparting God's will to me is that God told me to ignore them.)
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