What they don't tell you till you get there

With each step you take outside the door you are risking your life. Even indoors you can't be sure of your safety.

If it's not black bears spotted in the neighbourhood, it's cougars killing dogs.

Then if the tsunami doesn't get you, the avalanche will.

I was so disturbed by all these potential threats I had to lie down and consider life, the universe and chocolate.

The good thing is that should you be finished off while in Canada they do offer you a resting place with a view.