It is amazing that it's free to enter and wander round such an incredible place. I pestered everyone all afternoon: what was the name of that film? You know, the one with the dinosaur? And the little boy. Somebody's stolen our dinosaur? Or something like that.
After bombarding me with silly ideas like Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones, Monsters Inc, they all insisted they didn't know what I was talking about. It finally came to me: One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing.
Husband is a typical man. He knows all sorts of stupid things, so there am I getting excited and saying, 'Wow, that's amazing! Did you know that blood leaving elephants's ears can be 9 degrees cooler than blood arriving there?' And he says, 'Yes, of course. That's what their ears are for.'
Pah. I also found out that carnivores, like lions, don't see in colour so stripey and spotty animals are well-camouflaged against their background. And I discovered that a full-grown African elephant weighs about 56 times as much as I do. However in the process of discovering that I also found out what I weighed, something I've been trying to avoid for some time. Serious, serious diet starts now.
The most fun to be had in the Natural History Museum, however, is people watching. All these terribly earnest middle-class parents dragging their offspring round, saying things like, 'Look at the size of the tail on that blue whale, Justin. Do you think that helps it be a better swimmer?' And 'Look at how many blood vessels we have in our body, Molly,' when all the children want to do is rush from one interactive exhibit to another, pulling levers, pushing buttons, making noises for the sake of it rather than education. Which was what I was doing mostly too.
There was a very graphic display about human reproduction. I learned a lot. Especially after spending a good few minutes staring at one exhibit before I worked out what it was: a cutaway of a man and woman in coitus. 'Oh! That's what it is! Oh, oh! Is it hot in here or is it me?'
Front of the blue whale skeleton from below.
7 comments:
I am so glad you had a good time. I always loved the blue whale ever since I visited the Natural History museum as a child. I also like the newer dinosaur exhibition :-)
Mmm! that food looks delicious :-)
What a delicious-looking (and sounding) luncheon! I tried to open the photos, but couldn't - wanted a closer look at the wedding photo. Beautiful tulips! And so glad you had a great time at the museum. Welcome home! :D
" I also found out that carnivores, like lions, don't see in colour so stripey and spotty animals are well-camouflaged against their background"
Well, that explains my color-blindness! :D
It all sounds so marvelous to me! Thanks for sharing your adventure, Liz!
It's one of the perks of being a man, knowing things - big, world important, out there sorts of things. Nothing internal or introspective or anything.
Poor Justin and Molly
Last time I was there we were walking out from the hall from under the whale and a lady was going in. She says to her companion - "Oh look one of those whales that flies"
I'm pretty certain she was serious!!!! The state of education in the country... etc. etc.
What a lovely weekend. I am a little disappointed that you didn't post the cutaway coitus thingy
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