There's one tried and trusted answer

And it doesn't matter what the question is.

There's a phrase that people of my children's generation use. I never use it myself because I am a lady and I am polite, but needs must when the devil something or others.

I recently read something the author of which is so up his own arse that he needs colonic irrigation. That's all. I won't be repeating that phrase. Unless I get very annoyed.

And, as you all know, the answer is chocolate.