Now just the thoughts of me and not my dog until I can persuade Husband we should get another.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Not overweight
Daughter told me off for saying I was overweight (I am according to the charts - and my trousers). She said, 'You're not overweight; you're voluptuous.'
I like that. I think I'll get a t-shirt saying "I'm not overweight; I'm voluptuous."
Heh ... In Minnesota, when we see a Farmer with a skinny wife, we know there will be a funeral in the Spring: She won't be able to keep him warm through the long winter nights. It's also obvious that she don't cook worth a damn! ;D
Plus, voluptuous looks 'way better as you get older, as opposed the the skinny, haggard, wrinkled look. Stretch those wrinkles, girl! Go have some chocolate!
What a lovely thing to say. Unfortunately it won't get you into those trousers. I'd like that T-shirt too, but I don't think the description covers where I am over-endowed.
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Oh, you must, Liz!
I'm not clinically obese, just obese, or in laymans terms a Fat Bastard.
My (stretched) T-shirt reads :-
I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall ;-)
Heh ... In Minnesota, when we see a Farmer with a skinny wife, we know there will be a funeral in the Spring: She won't be able to keep him warm through the long winter nights. It's also obvious that she don't cook worth a damn! ;D
Plus, voluptuous looks 'way better as you get older, as opposed the the skinny, haggard, wrinkled look. Stretch those wrinkles, girl! Go have some chocolate!
I am investigating as I write, welshcakes!
No, shades, like stu says, you're just undertall!
Thta's always Husband's excuse too, stu.
mdm: his or hers?
mary, I like your way of thinking!
What a lovely thing to say. Unfortunately it won't get you into those trousers. I'd like that T-shirt too, but I don't think the description covers where I am over-endowed.
My excuse is that I need some weight to "fall back on" in case I'm ever sick!
Is daughter available for adoption?
I resemble that remark! Plus my clothes and all those currently in the stores have shrunk!
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