In church on Sunday (have you noticed how often I am mentioning that I was in church on Sunday?) I had a cwch with a four-week-old baby: I was born to be a granny.
If anyone who has the ability to make me a granny is reading this, please take note.
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Now if you're thinking of conducting an experiment let me save you the trouble. I can tell you with no shadow of a doubt that imitation suntan is a lot harder to get off carpets than it is to wear off skin.
Who on earth chose pale carpets for our bedroom anyway?
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I wanted to stop by your blog and thank you for that kind compliment that you gave me. WOW I have never thought of myslef as pretty!! I needed that this week. Not been one of my best!! Do come back..((smile))..Sandy
Now are these two things linked? I.e. your clear desire to be a granny and having to clean imitation suntan out of your bedroom carpet.... :S
In that they both suggest that I'm slightly losing the plot, probably.
Now, for goodness sake, could the word verification be any longer?!
Hint...hint.
I detected a veiled hint to someone in there.
A veiled hint indeed! I used to make terrible messes with imitation suntan in my late teens and twenties. I know it has improved immensely but it still streaks / comes off in the bath / messes up your nails. I have given it up now!
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