Officially dead

If I make it till tomorrow it will be a wonder.

We went to the gym tonight. Our regular circuits have stopped for the summer so we've enrolled in a local gym that has loads of fancy machines with little screens that tell you everything you could possibly want to know about what your body is doing. And a bit more.

I was on the cycling machine, pedalling away merrily, when a message flashed up on the screen, 'Stop exercising immediately. Your heart rate has exceeded the recommended level.' I slowed down a bit and then a message came up, 'No heart signal detected.'

So that's it I guess. The night I died.