Sunday, May 28, 2006

Yeeees!!!!!

In church this morning I had just found a seat when someone, let's call him Sidney, came over to speak to me. Now Sidney never ever speaks to me; Sidney is far too superior a Christian - in every way - to speak to the likes of me.

'I'd like to be the first to point out something you've got wrong in the Notices.'
'Yah boo sucks to you, smartarse: I didn't write the Notices. I've been on holiday.'

That is, of course, word for word what was said.

Not very Christian of me to take such delight? No, definitely not. Tee hee hee hee hee, as Muttley might say.

2 comments:

MaryB said...

Oh, baby. I believe Jesus was speaking through you this morning. Obviously, "Sidney" didn't have his heart and soul into the real spirit of churchgoing. The Lord, through you, had to get his priorities straight. Heaven's laughing with you right now, my sister!

Shirley said...

If someone thinks themselves a superior Christan doesn't this mean they in fact have an inferior spirituality?

RT Kendall said that spirituality is not about not doing wrong, and always doing right, but is measured in the time in takes us between doing wrong and repentance!