Friday, July 01, 2016

How to escape when eaten by a monster

Grandchild-minding this morning. Made lunch for GrandSon2 and then said, 'Now I have to go and get lunch for Uncle.'
'Does he like cheese and crackers too?'
'Yes, I think he does.'
'Okay. But can we look for monsters first?'

I'd only just had a narrow escape after being eaten by a monster so I thought it best to let sleeping monsters lie.

How to Escape When Eaten by a Monster
Bounce up and down on his tongue.
Punch out his tooth.
Wen he opens his mouth to say, 'Ow!' jump out.


SmitoniusAndSonata said...

Why don't we try the Gruffalo's mouse's approach , first ?

Liz Hinds said...

A good idea, sonata - but I hadn't thought of that before the monster ate me. I shall bear it in mind for the next time.