Grandchild-minding this morning. Made lunch for GrandSon2 and then said, 'Now I have to go and get lunch for Uncle.'
'Does he like cheese and crackers too?'
'Yes, I think he does.'
'Okay. But can we look for monsters first?'
I'd only just had a narrow escape after being eaten by a monster so I thought it best to let sleeping monsters lie.
How to Escape When Eaten by a Monster
Bounce up and down on his tongue.
Punch out his tooth.
Wen he opens his mouth to say, 'Ow!' jump out.