Saturday, May 19, 2012

The bung, the garlic and the gas lighter

I hope I'm never alone and in an accident and the police have to go through my handbag to find out who I am. They wouldn't find any id but they might find:
cystitis remedy, not needed at the moment but I was taught to be prepared;
a compass, ditto, although I'm not sure that knowing where north is would necessarily help someone who gets disorientated in her own kitchen;
pritt stick because I was brought up on Blue Peter and it's the next best thing to sticky-backed plastic, 
garlic, obviously in case of vampires;
2 gas lighters, because one doesn't work;
and a chair leg bung.

I'd have a hard job explaining the chair leg bung ...


Leslie: said...

The only item I'm not familiar with is the pritt stick. It is???

katney said...

Google tells me it is a brand of adhesive, so I would imagine that you and I would call it a glue stick and would recognize it clearly from our teaching days. Blue Peter? Haven't looked that up yet....

katney said...

World's longest running children's TV show, and apparently airs in Canada so you didn't question that one, Leslie. I, on the other hand, was already a teen when it started, so even if it had been aired here at that time...

I am old.

CherryPie said...

and I thought there were some strange things in mine...

Dr.Stu said...

Only 6 items? Unbelievable!

My wife often has to tip hers out when looking for something, because there are umpteen layers . . . sort of like Dante's Inferno ;-)

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

You can never tell when the only thing that might stand between you and disaster is a chair bung . Any policeman would sympathise .

nick said...

And there was I thinking your handbag would be full of make-up, spare tights, tampons and tissues. Now I'm wondering what exactly is in all those other handbags I see. Pliers? Spirit levels? Cheese graters? The mind boggles.

Liz said...

As Katney, says, Leslie, a glue stick. Blue Peter was famous for making 'gifts' out of left over toilet rolls etc, Katney.

It's not usually that strange, cherrypie, I think ...

There was lots more, stu, but they were boring.

You're thinking of the little boy and the dyke, aren't you, sonata?

I do have tissues, in there, nick, but not the rest.

Suburbia said...

That was all in your bag?!!!!!

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