April came into the kitchen at Zac's last evening and said, 'I've just been accused of being a smack'ead!'
'I told 'im,' she said indignantly. 'I was a smack'ead and I enjoyed every day of it but you're an alcoholic. Just cos you can get yours in shops and garages, it don't make no difference.'
She's only a dwt but she can fight her corner. She says her partner picks her up and carries her away from situations sometimes because he can see what's coming in her eyes. I say that must be annoying. 'Oh, it is,' she laughs.