So I set off to drive to Mumbles feeling full of myself. 'Hey, I'm slim girl!' So when a white van pulled out in front of me I yelled, 'You pillock!' Then I was so amazed at myself for shouting that I burst out laughing.
But it set my style for the morning.
Next it was, 'I'm not going to slow down any more for you stupid seagulls, so move!
Closely followed by, 'People, do you have to walk in front of just as I'm manoeuvring out of a tight parking spot?'
And rounded off with, 'Little old lady, I wouldn't have let you pull out in front of me if I'd known you were going to drive so slowly.'
(Of course, obviously, I didn't actually shout these things; I muttered them under my breath - except for the pillock.)
So don't mess with me today cos I'm on fire!