Saturday, July 17, 2010

Sex on legs

I've just spent an hour and a half on my knees, scrubbing. But doesn't it look lovely?

And Tom is singing, 'If you want my body and you think I'm sexy,' and I'm thinking, 'Sexy? You want sexy? You should see me, Tom.'

On my hands and knees, in my baggy shorts, striped socks and open-toed sandals I am sex on legs.

The only question is, 'What sex?'

9 comments:

sally in norfolk said...

Geoffs kitchen floor needs cleaning but i have cheated and just been to buy a mop and bucket .......

CherryPie said...

It looks very shiny :-)

CalumCarr said...

Is that an old photo?

Re sex: if you don't know by now how are we meant to know?

mrsnesbitt said...

Hmmmm just read about icecream on a blog and I fancied an icecream - read about cherries and wanted to plant a tree ...hmmmmm cleaning the kitchen floor? I'll have an icecream instead! lol!

James Higham said...

Ah, Liz, I think you underestimate the allure of a woman on her knees. :)

Liz said...

It's a stone tile floor, sally, and a mop just doesn't do it. If I'd known when I chose it ...

It looks beautiful, cherrypie, but george has just gone for a walk in the woods in the rain so, not for long!

No, it's not, Calum!

Don't blame you, mrs n!

It's the Nora batty factor, is it, james?

Anne in Oxfordshire said...

If my kitchen was like that I would be on my hands and knees too :-) I love your new kitchen it is amazing.

Gledwood said...

Lovely!
I did my bathroom today. It was like a swamp. Now it's like a swamp that's been Cillit Banged. The sink is gleaming.

I thought you were talking about George for a moment, and his affair with the husky next door...

Gledwood said...

... y'know, "Sex on Legs". 4 legs.