Daughter bought me a box of Maltesers as a thank you. I said, 'Oh no, I'm on a diet!' But then I decided that the pleasure I get from a box of Maltesers far exceeds the calorie count.
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Driving home today I passed a van with fancy lettering on the side advertising Puss Free Catering.
'Puss Free? Puss Free?'
It took about 5 miles and a lot of brow furrowing before I worked out that it must have said Fuss Free. Then again some of these West Country folk do have strange ways ...