'I think you should read the part of the drug dealer because you're rough.'
'I mean, well, you sound rough.'
'No, what I mean is ... well ... you're from London.'
I'm thinking of a career change: there must be a diplomatic post in the Middle East for a woman of my talents.
P.S. Fortunately 'rough Londoner' was laughing. I say fortunately because not so long ago his reaction might be have been entirely more physical.