My hoover has stopped working again. When I was in the middle of hoovering the lounge.
Last time I think someone suggested it might be over-heating. I'll let it have a little rest and then try again.
We're going to my in-laws' diamond wedding anniversary lunch on Sunday in Derby. I have two sisters-in-law who always look better than me however good I think I'm looking, so I've just been to the hairdresser and tonight I'll bleach my moustache and tan my legs.
The hairdresser did that, 'Have you any other plans for today?' bit. I said I'd noticed there was a sale in Debenhams so I thought I'd pop in. I was thinking about my holiday but he said, 'Looking for something to wear to the party?'
'Well, I wasn't but now you come to mention it ...'
I've bought a dress. I blame the hairdresser. I don't usually do dresses because I'm a funny shape but this looked okay. And I thought, 'I can wear my strappy black sandals with it.' It wasn't until I got home that I remembered that George ate my sandals during our New Year party.